First off, I do not promote just anybody or anything on BurntPickle. If your company, product, service, or website is a piece of shit or deceptive in any way: don’t even bother e-mailing me. I don’t give a shit if you’re offering suitcases stuffed with cash. Money is not the issue. I respect the visitors of my site and no amount of money is going to convince me that fucking them over is a good idea.
If the above didn’t scare you away, I’m glad you decided to look into advertising on BurntPickle. Shoot me an e-mail with “BP Advertising” in the subject line, along with the following information:
1. Who you are.
2. What product, service, or website you want to have promoted by me.
3. If it’s a membership based website be sure to include a temporary username and password, so I can sign-in to check things out.
4. Any ideas you might have as to how you’d like to see your stuff advertised by me.
I’ll get back with you as soon as I get a chance to really look into your stuff. You can generally expect a reply within 1-3 days.
Send all such e-mails to me at:
*By sending me an e-mail it constitutes your acceptance of my Privacy Policy. For all you lazy bastards, it basically says that I reserve the right to post your e-mail anywhere I want and poke fun at you.
