BurntPickle.com is a mean-spirited, evil, shit-stain on the internet. It is our mission to promote racism and hatred in their ugliest of forms among all people of the world.
We strongly support bigotry, animal cruelty, pollution, terrorism, and the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. Our heroes of past and present include: Adolf Hitler, Kim Jong-il, Joseph Stalin, Yasser Arafat, among others.
Just Kidding. BP is actually anything but the above. BurntPickle is a one-man show run by yours truly: LoLo. My aim is to provide a decent place for you to visit regularly to get a good laugh and provoke some serious thinking every now and again. I absolutely hate pop-ups and other forms of annoying advertising, so you won’t see any of that shit here. In fact; if you check-out my “Advertising Information” page, you’ll see how serious I am about who can and cannot advertise here.
What can you expect to find on BP?
Funny, interesting, and crazy videos mostly. If you’re looking for beheading videos or similarly sick shit, you’re at the wrong place. Watching people get their heads chopped-off just isn’t my thing.
Unless noted otherwise, the articles posted here are all original works written-up by me. They will greatly range in topic depending on what I feel like writing about. You can expect anything from general satire to insane stories from my personal past. If any of you Grammar Nazis ever notice any major fuck-ups, feel free to shoot me an e-mail with my bastardization of the English language corrected. :-)
Since BP is a one-man show, I rely on all you guys and girls to handle all my advertising via word of mouth. Whenever you see something really funny or interesting on the site, please be a pal and send the link over to your friends. Caring is sharing. Plus, you’ll always be able to tell your friends that you put the Pickle in their life. hehe
